February 2012
324 posts
Ear piercings at Claire's
little baby: wahhh mommy i'm scared
Claire's sales clerk: DON'T WORRY. HOLD STILL CHILD AND CALM DOWN AS I SHOOT THIS NEEDLE THROUGH YOUR FUCKING EAR
little baby: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The differences between puberty. →
epic-humor:
When girls go through puberty:
When boys go through puberty:
I want a make over so bad! :]
me: did it hurt?
person: what
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
person:
You'd think I'd be used to being ignored by now....
me: i'm cold
guys: shut up and stop complaining
pretty girl: i'm cold
guys: here take my jacket you beautiful little thing let's cuddle to transfer some heat to your precious little body so you don't get frostbite oh dear lord let this child be warm
i WILL get a goddamn hedgehog before summer. I...
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